I am going to guess that Spreadable Beer might not be a good thing. I mean, vegemite and marmite are aquired tastes and don't they come from the same basic source as beer? But, if you love savory spreads, and you love beer, this might be a tasty treat for you. The copy decribes it as “smooth and gooey” with a hoppy scent. And it's apparently made of 40% beer, but contains no alcohol, so...the kids can have it? The whole idea kind of confuses and delights me at the same time. $17.09 at Firebox.