Rare Bird Finds

Love Bites Hair Clip

Love bites, you know it does. So bite back! $15 from SkeleClips.

Through The Looking Glass: Blonds Have More Fun

Look through the keyhole and what do you see? A naughty, naughty vixen waiting for you. You can have your vixen anyway you choose, either as a ring or a pendant. $30.00 from Pinup Paradise.

Harley Quinn Barbie Doll

 

You would have to be crazy not to love this doll! This doll could be your icon to remind you that love can drive you insane or it can just be a reminder to remain the bad girl you are! $49.99 at Super Hero Toys.

Cat Nailbrush

Clean nails and a cute cat, does grooming get any better than this?!$18 at Fly Bird.

Frog Fingernail Guards

Fingernail guards were worn by the Manchu ladies of the court in the 19th century. And that is very informative, however I think they just look really cool.Here's a set to look at from the San Diego Museum of Art.And, here's a set to buy from Dark Matter Creations.$5 each or ten for $40.

Blow Monkey

Blow, Monkey, Blow!This little fella is for use in home manicures, after you have painted your nails just place a finger on the banana pad and the monkey will blow your nail dry!Couldn't we all use a helper monkey to blow our nails dry?$9.95 at Hottest Deals Ever.Bonus: helper monkey video clip!

Monster by Mail

Do you have an evil boss? A bad ex? Or maybe you just want to express the monster inside of you...Send the name of your monster to Monster by Mail, and you will have your own personalized creation made just for you.How cool is that?!$25 per monster, $35 for a video on youtube of your monster being made.From Monster by Mail

Condom Pillow

And Little Red Riding Hood said "my what big condoms you have!""The better to have safe sex with you." replied the Big Bad Wolf.$50 per pillow from Little Elk.

Spongmonkey Toy

Okay, do you remember that crazy-ass Quizno's commercial that had the crazy, floating, singing creatures? Well, I really enjoyed that commercial - maybe you did too. So, joys of all joys I have found a toy version of the singing Spongmonkeys. If you don't remember the song, you can listen to it on the site and enjoy other songs too!£12.95 at the Rathergood.com shop.

Index Card Pouch - notes to myself

Note to myself: find cute coin purse to keep change in.To do list: buy a coin purse - done!$14 at Christinas.

Made for Each Other Pillow Set

It's peanut butter jelly time!Hooray for peanut butter you won't be afraid to get on the couch!Snuggle down with your favorite comfortable comfort food snack today!(think this might be the perfect gift for a wedding? for an extra $10, two names can be embroidered on the pillows - one for each slice of bread)$60 at Diffraction Fiber.

Hoot The Owl Sling Purse

What a little hootie-cutie!And, my favorite thing about this purse - is the owl looks a little pissed.$38.75 at littleoddforest.

OUIJA Board SOAP - GLOWS in the DARK

Oooo, spooky!$5.50 at Dug Shop

Birds vs Ghosts

In a cage fight of birds vs ghosts, who would win?Well, now you can keep watch and find out with this kick ass pendulum clock!$110 at ticbowen

Working Ouija Board Necklace - The Spirits Will Guide YOU

How nifty is this little thing? A ouija board necklace that you can play with?!But, it gets even better!It comes packaged in a tin box with a mini ouija board and mini planchette!Too freakin' cute!$29.99 at YOUgNeek

Cupcake of Simulated Happiness Necklace

If a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down,what does a whole friggin' cupcake do?!$20 at Monster Kookies.

Happy Pill Boxer Shorts

 Happy pills in the pants,happy pills on the pants.$7.99 at Crazy for Bargains, Fun Sleepwear for the Whole Family

Downers

Uppers, downers, all-arounders.$120 at Jonathan Adler.also available:Dolls - $28 Prozac - $80 Uppers - $95Quaaludes - $135

Happy Days Fonzie Tote Bag

I predict Happy Days for you when you carry this bag.$ 35 from Melori's Etsy shop(bag also comes with Fonzie's guaranteed stamp of Cool)

I Love SODA Hammerhead Shark Brooch

S hark O rders    D iet colaA gain$18 at Very Happy Everything