Rare Bird Finds

Love Bites Hair Clip

Love bites, you know it does. So bite back! $15 from SkeleClips.

Through The Looking Glass: Blonds Have More Fun

Look through the keyhole and what do you see? A naughty, naughty vixen waiting for you. You can have your vixen anyway you choose, either as a ring or a pendant. $30.00 from Pinup Paradise.

Harley Quinn Barbie Doll

 

You would have to be crazy not to love this doll! This doll could be your icon to remind you that love can drive you insane or it can just be a reminder to remain the bad girl you are! $49.99 at Super Hero Toys.

Cat Nailbrush

Clean nails and a cute cat, does grooming get any better than this?!$18 at Fly Bird.

Frog Fingernail Guards

Fingernail guards were worn by the Manchu ladies of the court in the 19th century. And that is very informative, however I think they just look really cool.Here's a set to look at from the San Diego Museum of Art.And, here's a set to buy from Dark Matter Creations.$5 each or ten for $40.

Blow Monkey

Blow, Monkey, Blow!This little fella is for use in home manicures, after you have painted your nails just place a finger on the banana pad and the monkey will blow your nail dry!Couldn't we all use a helper monkey to blow our nails dry?$9.95 at Hottest Deals Ever.Bonus: helper monkey video clip!

Monster by Mail

Do you have an evil boss? A bad ex? Or maybe you just want to express the monster inside of you...Send the name of your monster to Monster by Mail, and you will have your own personalized creation made just for you.How cool is that?!$25 per monster, $35 for a video on youtube of your monster being made.From Monster by Mail

Condom Pillow

And Little Red Riding Hood said "my what big condoms you have!""The better to have safe sex with you." replied the Big Bad Wolf.$50 per pillow from Little Elk.

Spongmonkey Toy

Okay, do you remember that crazy-ass Quizno's commercial that had the crazy, floating, singing creatures? Well, I really enjoyed that commercial - maybe you did too. So, joys of all joys I have found a toy version of the singing Spongmonkeys. If you don't remember the song, you can listen to it on the site and enjoy other songs too!£12.95 at the Rathergood.com shop.

Index Card Pouch - notes to myself

Note to myself: find cute coin purse to keep change in.To do list: buy a coin purse - done!$14 at Christinas.

Made for Each Other Pillow Set

It's peanut butter jelly time!Hooray for peanut butter you won't be afraid to get on the couch!Snuggle down with your favorite comfortable comfort food snack today!(think this might be the perfect gift for a wedding? for an extra $10, two names can be embroidered on the pillows - one for each slice of bread)$60 at Diffraction Fiber.

Hoot The Owl Sling Purse

What a little hootie-cutie!And, my favorite thing about this purse - is the owl looks a little pissed.$38.75 at littleoddforest.

OUIJA Board SOAP - GLOWS in the DARK

Oooo, spooky!$5.50 at Dug Shop

Birds vs Ghosts

In a cage fight of birds vs ghosts, who would win?Well, now you can keep watch and find out with this kick ass pendulum clock!$110 at ticbowen

Working Ouija Board Necklace - The Spirits Will Guide YOU

How nifty is this little thing? A ouija board necklace that you can play with?!But, it gets even better!It comes packaged in a tin box with a mini ouija board and mini planchette!Too freakin' cute!$29.99 at YOUgNeek

Cupcake of Simulated Happiness Necklace

If a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down,what does a whole friggin' cupcake do?!$20 at Monster Kookies.

Happy Pill Boxer Shorts

 Happy pills in the pants,happy pills on the pants.$7.99 at Crazy for Bargains, Fun Sleepwear for the Whole Family

Downers

Uppers, downers, all-arounders.$120 at Jonathan Adler.also available:Dolls - $28 Prozac - $80 Uppers - $95Quaaludes - $135

Happy Days Fonzie Tote Bag

I predict Happy Days for you when you carry this bag.$ 35 from Melori's Etsy shop(bag also comes with Fonzie's guaranteed stamp of Cool)

I Love SODA Hammerhead Shark Brooch

S hark O rders    D iet colaA gain$18 at Very Happy Everything

Shark Jump Fonzie

I hope we haven't jumped the shark on "jumping the shark"!Because here is the man who started it all: Shark Jump Fonzie!Looks vintage, but is new from 2005.Aaay!$19.99 from Toywiz

Tiki Boy Mug

Soon I discovered my special powers
Me and my old friend the tiki man
I could float around my room for many hours
And make some certain people disappear
But there was something terribly disturbing
My eyes turned ruby red like a tiki man
Now in time I'm cursed forever
Thanks to my friend the tiki man - Tiki Man, by Deadbolt $9.95 at Tiki Farm (scroll down to see mug)

Da King Elvis Tiki Necklace

  Blue Hawaii Night and you
And blue Hawaii
The night is heavenly
And you are heaven to me
Lovely you
And blue Hawaii
With all this loveliness
There should be love

Come with me
While the moon is on the sea,
The night is young
And so are we, so are we
Dreams come true
In blue Hawaii
And mine could all come true
This magic night of nights with you   - as sung by Elvis Presley $20 at Taboo Island  

Rockin Tiki Shoes

  In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room
All the birds sing words and the shoes do too!
In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room! $95 at Lucky Lou Shoes.

Miss Kitty Vixen Necklace

hissss, growl !that's MISS Kitty to you !$29.99 at Ravishing Jane.

Dirty Dishes Bump & Grind Gloves

Dirty dishes in the sink? Then, you need some gloves!Just don't use gloves please.These gloves say: "You can look, but you better not touch - boy"For artwork purposes only, these gloves come framed behind glass.$50 at Dirty Dishes.

Carlos Night Light

Aw, poor Carlos with the Elizabethan Collar on...But, fear not! No injury will keep Carlos from being a loyal friend and protecting you all through the night.$145 at Matter.

Elf Fart Car Air Freshener

I am sure you all know that elf farts are sparkly, but did you know they smell good too?Now the smell of fresh elf fart is available for your car!$2.99 at Blue Q.

Farty Lites

Ladies, have you ever found yourself in this uncomfortable situation; you are enjoying a cocktail at your neighbor's party and then oops! embarrassingly, you have (hmm, how shall I say say this) aired the derriere? Well, be uncomfortable no longer! From the makers of Smarty Pegs comes Farty Lights! Just strike a light and the smell is gone! Just like that!No more side stepping, no more running from the room in tears!Farty Lites!Available from Dippy Lulu.$5.50 - while supplies last!

Farting Deer Tote Bag

Well of course deer farts are delicate and musical!The French wording on the bag reads: The music of nature.Currently on sale for $20 at Giant Robot.

Sea Urchin Ring

The color calls to you, but the spikes say "look, but don't touch"!$15 at Serena Kuhl's Etsy shop.

Sea Urchin Collection - Multicolor Ring

This ring answers the question: "what kind of jewels would a mermaid wear?"I own one of these rings, quite beautiful.$34 from Star of the East.

Warriors of the Kitsch Dynasty

These Asian warriors are not so tough now.They have been revamped to get in touch with their feminine side.$42 at Love Nest Design.(this post proudly sponsored by Vicodin brand opiates)

Octopus Chandelier

This octopus will light up the depths of any room.$595 at Lanternfly.

Bud Vase - The Angry French Bread

Why so angry French bread?Is it because you will be eaten?Or maybe you are thinking of your next protest.$40 at Dekoboko Design.

sick billy

Aww, poor sick Billy!Maybe he ate too much Easter candy.$60 at E. Moorhead's Etsy shop.

Little Edie Art Mask

To celebrate Saturday night's premiere of HBO's Grey Gardens, why not don a Little Edie mask?

How festive! 

Just imagine a viewing party at your house and all your friends wearing them! A house full of Edies! And, I think the world could always use more Edies, don't you?

$18 from the Bruce Lennon Art Gallery.

Hello Animal Stickers

Here we have in honor of Grey Gardens a name tag featuring the Beale's friend, Mr. Raccoon.

I can only imagine a soiree at Grey Gardens with the Edies and all their animal friends. Upon arrival, guests would have name tags waiting for them as a way of introduction to the others gathered.

$3.75 for a set of three featuring Mr. Raccoon, Mr. Fox and Mr. Beaver from Three Dog Party.

(I am sure that Little Edie would be in a tissy when she realized there are no name tags for the cats.)

Grey Gardens Coloring Books

I am so excited about HBO's Grey Gardens, that I have decided to dedicate my selections to the world of Grey Gardens. For starters, we have the lovely Grey Gardens coloring books.$30 for a set of three, signed by the artist.They can be found at the conveniently named: Grey Gardens Coloring books dot com.

Skull X Ray Necklace

Don't worry your pretty little head about how you look...with this wrapped around your neck you will be well-dressed from head to toe!$14 at PZ Creations 22

Sip of Death T-Shirt

"Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead 
That girl is poison"
- Bell Biv Devoe$21.99 at Akumulnk

Doctors Special Hair Clips

Good for what ails you!Or at least for what ails your hair!$8 at Dark Sugar Boudoir

Gratitude Dinner Plates

This is not a plastic bag, this is your dinner plate.$40 for a set of four at Hutch Me.

The Hello, Kiss Kiss Purse

"Oh Fred, cocktails at seven? That would be wonderful; I'll see you then, kiss-kiss!"

What you need to know: the image of the girl on the purse is lenticular, so she goes from talking on the phone to winking and blowing a kiss (as shown above.)

$28 at Bolsa Bonita.

String of Babies

Hopefully you have been lucky enough to see this. (Yes, it's Octomommy envisioned as pink vinyl toy)  But, did you know that you can own this vision of loveliness? 

$199.00, signed by the artist, Daniel Edwards.

Pipe Smokin' Boston Terrier Scarf

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
(This is not a pipe.)Ce n'est pas un chien avec une pipe.
(This is not a dog with a pipe.)$20 at The Odd Bird.

Hostee Cupcake Ring

A bittersweet this is! Do not eat...it's just bottlecaps posing as a ring disguised as a cupcake!Only $6 at Circles Are Forever.

Swamp Girl

"Your privilege, as a woman, is to educate, to refine, to allure to brighter worlds, and lead the way..."

The above quote is from a 23-page pamphlet, published in 1912, entitled "Beauty Expression Lessons."; found in the fabulous blog, Peculiar Beauty. 
Artwork from Olanquattro, $75.

Pop Princess Pigs

The Three Little Pigs. This little pig sung a pop tune and now owns a home with 24 rooms!$15 at Kelly Is Awesome.

This Little Piggy Shadow Box Diorama

The Three Little Pigs. And this little pig built his house out of glass. He furnished it with pop art and thought he was high class.$22 at Black Rainbow.