For the horror fan who loves LEGO and the LEGO fan who loves horror. And the guy who just can't seem to get out of bed, there is the LEGO Monster Fighter Alarm Clock. He doesn't sparkle in the sunlight and you probably won't fall in love with him, but he may just make your morning a little brighter...er...darker? Wait...would you have to be on the night shift to use this guy? I don't know, I just think he's kind of cute...$34.95 at Neato Shop.