Now see, I drink tea. A lot. But I don't much care for Earl Grey. And I loves me some Star Trek, but I am a die hard Kirk girl, no Picard for me. And yet, the moment I saw this I cracked up and knew I had to show you guys. Because it's funny. Even to me. And it's official and licensed and it's...tea. Earl Grey Tea. And you can serve it hot. $14.99 at Think Geek.