Nothing is more romantic than...a knife? Well, that may be true for some people actually, and if that's the case, this heart printed knife might be a good Valentine pick for your sweetie. Here's my thinking behind it though, every kitchen needs knives, even if you aren't much of a cook, but a paring knife is indispensable. It's good for cutting up fruit, can be used as a steak knife in a pinch and it even makes a handy letter opener (not that I recommend doing these things with a nice knife, I am just well aware that they happen). Add in the bonus of spreading a little love with the nifty heart pattern and you end up with a charming, funny, PRACTICAL Valentine. And really, who doesn't love a practical Valentine? $8.95 at Patina.