How much does it stink that there are no COOL trendy shirts for dog lovers? Short of having an oversized heather grey sweatshirt with appliquéd cocker spaniels on them, you were pretty much out of luck on the doggy bragging rights apparel. Despair no more! These awesome Ts have sayings like "Fairy Dogmother", and my personal fave "Dog Mom, the new MILF". From $40-$60 at The Fleas Knees.