Ok, I know you've read the title of this post and was like "What???" but trust me this one is good. I'm a big cross stitcher but I've always thought those cross stitch samplers just looked like a bunch of old, boring pieces. That is until I found this cross stitch sampler kit with "Word to Your Mother" on it. If you like to do needlework but hate those puritan looking samplers, then this one is perfect for you. There are several kits available including "B$tch Please" and "These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty." Only $17.50 (for the basic kit, there are other accessories that you can get) at Disorderly Stitches.