I love t-shirts that are little bit weird, and so I am really digging this French Pet Lobster T-shirt that reads, "J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas," which translates into English as, ""I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..." While I would still prefer my doggie over a pet lobster, this t-shirt is definitely a conversation starter. $22 at Xenotees